February 2011
1 post
“Man: “Shut up and go make me a sandwich.”
Woman: “Shut up and...”
– ~Jocelyn Nardo
August 2009
48 posts
I'm having one of those days where everything...
WTF?
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New stretch marks?
I look like a God Damn Zebra.
No wonder no one wants to fucking touch me.
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All you do is fucking talk about yourself and it’s annoying as shit. Idc if your fucking potential boyfriend is trying to talk to you, you’re ugly anyway.
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I appreciate you’re trying to...
Some days,
I can’t look at myself without critisizing.
Wake up
joshyjosh:
I woke up at 5:00 a.m. heard a voicemail that made me regret having fallen asleep, I’m setting up my mac for a movie set, once its up and running i go online and read something that both helped and made me regret logging in, and yet, i knew, If i looked closely all i would find is pain. Why is it that whenever I’m awake and suffering, all my friends are asleep.
~JDB
I’m a...
I could sleep all day if I could. Forget about all...
It's actually, because you're ugly inside and out.
you can start by stopping all those little...
edinmybed:
jocelynelizabeth:
edinmybed:
jocelynelizabeth:
chumbukit:
(via edinmybed)
everyone loves an emoticon :o it spices up convos ;D lol
Rofl, I wonder who does that. D; I definitely don’t do that shit (>.<)
LOL ABOUT THAT.
D; What are you talking about (0.0)
uhh, dwai.
Well, I hope you find whomever it is. ;D <3
you can start by stopping all those little...
edinmybed:
jocelynelizabeth:
chumbukit:
(via edinmybed)
everyone loves an emoticon :o it spices up convos ;D lol
Rofl, I wonder who does that. D; I definitely don’t do that shit (>.<)
LOL ABOUT THAT.
D; What are you talking about (0.0)
you can start by stopping all those little...
chumbukit:
(via edinmybed)
everyone loves an emoticon :o it spices up convos ;D lol
Rofl, I wonder who does that. D; I definably don’t do that shit (>.<)
Rofl, pretty amazing
[04:01] ed: GET MY UNDERSTUDY. [04:02] JinxitsJosie: Roflmfao, we can’t work in these conditions, we aren’t asian shoe makers [04:02] ed: My mother was an asian shoemaker. [04:02] ed: How dare you? [04:02] ed: Well, actually, [04:03] ed: she was an “Asian Shoe” maker. [04:03] JinxitsJosie: Lmfao [04:03] JinxitsJosie: “Asian” [04:03] ed: Yeah. They were actually...
LIKE A VIRGIN.
edinmybed:
waitnvm.
Mhm, just like me
aleraz:
jocelynelizabeth:
You don’t care about me.
i do babeh <3
Aw, I know girlie.
You don’t care about me.
Open House Tuesday
That’s what you told me after not talking to me and then telling me you want to go on a date.
I’m a lady and I scarificed my integridy for you.
My entire family won’t look me in the eye, and yet, I still didn’t say it was you.
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My 23 year old groom’s men who’s also my new cousin, was my dancing partner.
He was great lol. He was sad...
"You don't get it, baby. I know everything about...
edinmybed:
jocelynelizabeth:
edinmybed:
My mom told me this a few days ago. I laughed it off. Just a few minutes ago, I fell to the ground because I got really lightheaded. Today, she told me that I should start eating again, or I’ll actually faint next time. I don’t know how she knows I don’t eat. >_> Also, she knows I’m gay. She keeps hinting at it. I’ve ignored all of these hints like...
"You don't get it, baby. I know everything about...
edinmybed:
My mom told me this a few days ago. I laughed it off. Just a few minutes ago, I fell to the ground because I got really lightheaded. Today, she told me that I should start eating again, or I’ll actually faint next time. I don’t know how she knows I don’t eat. >_> Also, she knows I’m gay. She keeps hinting at it. I’ve ignored all of these hints like a ditzy blonde not realizing her...
But I like hickies.
Ugh, you sucked to hard stupid.
I have a wedding tomorrow and I’m a bride’s maid.
Well, I guess it’s true; all bride’s maids are single.
Josie: That's gay.
Me: What?
Josie: Sorry. That's retarded. Lets make fun of them.
Rofl,
Lying on my back
I know where it’s at.
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If I’m so beautiful why does no one else besides my family and friends think that?
I guess
I’m not going to go to sleep today.
Fuck Rehersal Dinners.
...
edinmybed:
jocelynelizabeth:
Your friends are way more beautiful than I am.
God damnit.
I want to be different but I guess the only contrast is the level of beauty.
Who cares if I write well and use punctuation?
Everyone likes people who tlk lyk dis.
I’m sorry, I’m not an idiot.
I write picture instead of pik.
I know what you mean, somewhat. Everybody used to make fun of me in middle...
...
Your friends are way more beautiful than I am.
God damnit.
I want to be different but I guess the only contrast is the level of beauty.
Who cares if I write well and use punctuation?
Everyone likes people who tlk lyk dis.
I’m sorry, I’m not an idiot.
I write picture instead of pik.
Ahhh!
A Middle Eastern sexy man is going to be my date to the movies.
I’m paying him though. He said if I’m hot I don’t have to. I hope I’m pretty to him.
A fucking 7?
Um bitch, you have trisomine 18, 21, 6, and X so how dare you tell me that we are both a “7” on a pretty scale.
WTF? Liandra? Omg, shoot me.
People who claim
They speak well.
If only you knew your mistakes.
I can’t spell but at least I can conjercate my verbs.
Im thinkin bout goin into reparative therapy -___-
edinmybed:
jocelynelizabeth:
edinmybed:
jocelynelizabeth:
chumbukit:
sorry ed, but it just makes life easier. lol
0.0
I told him that he shouldn’t care.
>.>
You should be proud of your sexuality.
If you’re ashamed of it, you might as well.
You can’t suddently like pussy, I don’t even like my own pussy.
WTF JHESI?
anti-pussy team unite?<3
Rofl, dick forever and ever.
Im thinkin bout goin into reparative therapy -___-
edinmybed:
jocelynelizabeth:
chumbukit:
sorry ed, but it just makes life easier. lol
0.0
I told him that he shouldn’t care.
>.>
You should be proud of your sexuality.
If you’re ashamed of it, you might as well.
You can’t suddently like pussy, I don’t even like my own pussy.
WTF JHESI?
Im thinkin bout goin into reparative therapy -___-
chumbukit:
sorry ed, but it just makes life easier. lol
0.0
WTF?
“How do you know if you like rough sex?”
Because I like to be overpowered and thrown on my back like a little bitch.
God, stupid retarded black person.
Crazy dream
Everyone in the house had golden jewlery in the shape of an animal.
The order went: sheep, bear, squirl, goat, puppy, giraffie, and clam.
Each animal signified a type of death, except the clam; you lived if you recieved a clam.
I ended up getting a giraffie and my sister (bitch) and Andres got clams so I died last out of everyone.
I was bawling my eyes out and my sister and Andres were trying...
I'd like to meet
A great guy whom I am completely smitten and happy with as they are with me. I’m afraid of settling but I’m more afraid of being alone.
Wow,
Overreactive much?
lol
;D
“Never Lie, Steal, Cheat, or Drink. However,
If You Must Lie, Lie in the Arms of the One You Love.
If You Must Steal, Steal Away from Bad Company.
If You Must Cheat, Cheat Death. And.
If You Must Drink, Drink in the Moments That Take Your Breath Away.”
Bitchbitchbitch
Don’t be a bitch.
How do you claim to be in love with me when you want to change everything that makes me, me?
Ugh, so much shit and I can’t say it.
BTW, you finally talk to me, boy.
I was happy like Jesus.
Please keep up the conversation.
<3
Wanna hear something stupid?
edinmybed:
jocelynelizabeth:
My mother decided to pay for some lady to do her, Christina (my stupid idiot useless sister), and my grandmother’s make up. They are all perfectly capable of doing their own make up, however; my sister and I are not.
Of course, when I tried to explain this to my mother, she was like, “Well, I can only pay for us.”
WTF, YOU DON’T FUCKING NEED TO GET YOUR MAKE UP...
Wanna hear something stupid?
My mother decided to pay for some lady to do her, Christina (my stupid idiot useless sister), and my grandmother’s make up. They are all perfectly capable of doing their own make up, however; my sister and I are not.
Of course, when I tried to explain this to my mother, she was like, “Well, I can only pay for us.”
WTF, YOU DON’T FUCKING NEED TO GET YOUR MAKE UP DONE IF...
I should stop.
edinmybed:
But I don’t have much of a valid reason or motivation to stop.
Hey pervert, this isn’t about sex.
But you’re beautiful.
There’s your valid reason to stop both.
Hey. Today was the first time you called me in a...
edinmybed:
jocelynelizabeth:
edinmybed:
jocelynelizabeth:
edinmybed:
I didn’t feel like you were using me. You were telling me gossip, just like the old days. I forgive you for lying to everyone. I miss you, Lindsay.
I thought this was me for the first two lines then I was like, “Oh, it’s Lindsay.”
You don’t like talking on the phone anymore, remember? o; I haven’t laughed this much in...
Feelings
edinmybed:
jocelynelizabeth:
edinmybed:
jocelynelizabeth:
edinmybed:
jocelynelizabeth:
1. Wow, I cried after talking to you. I forgot how much fun we were together.
2. I feel so dead inside when I kiss you. It pisses me off how that’s what I think I wanted but now it makes me feel more alone. I can’t keep ripping my soul apart everytime I realize that we can’t go farther.
3. Ugh,...
Hey. Today was the first time you called me in a...
edinmybed:
jocelynelizabeth:
edinmybed:
I didn’t feel like you were using me. You were telling me gossip, just like the old days. I forgive you for lying to everyone. I miss you, Lindsay.
I thought this was me for the first two lines then I was like, “Oh, it’s Lindsay.”
You don’t like talking on the phone anymore, remember? o; I haven’t laughed this much in a while, though. Recently,...
Feelings
edinmybed:
jocelynelizabeth:
edinmybed:
jocelynelizabeth:
1. Wow, I cried after talking to you. I forgot how much fun we were together.
2. I feel so dead inside when I kiss you. It pisses me off how that’s what I think I wanted but now it makes me feel more alone. I can’t keep ripping my soul apart everytime I realize that we can’t go farther.
3. Ugh, you stole my potential mate; you...
July 2009
75 posts
Hey. Today was the first time you called me in a...
edinmybed:
I didn’t feel like you were using me. You were telling me gossip, just like the old days. I forgive you for lying to everyone. I miss you, Lindsay.
I thought this was me for the first two lines then I was like, “Oh, it’s Lindsay.”